7 yards per game Larry I'm happy for your father

Not sure what molasses taffy is Wait until a month after Halloween and when the only thing left in your stash is a few orange and brown wrapped pieces of crap...then you'll know I once ate one of those turd blossoms as an experiment. It tastes like a rancid peanut butter cup rolled in moldy dirt. Eating one usually makes a person gag themselves and get a tetanus shot. Slightly less appetizing is the play of the Cleveland Browns. Brady Quinn looks great on the cover of Men's Health and Muscle and Fitness. Derek Anderson is being paid a bajillion dollars to be slightly better. It doesn't help that the top two targets from last season, Kellen Winslow Jr.

and Braylon Edwards are catching passes in Tampa Bay and New York. Either way, on the bottom of the grab bag of NFL franchises, there the Browns sitwrapped in ugly packages and unpalatable to just about everyone. This crazy old lady is the last Kansas City Chiefs fan and even she knows they suck. Very soon, she, like the rest of the fanbase, will pick another team to root for. She also may grow up to be Emperor Palpatinejust sayin', the resemblance is there. Let's get this straightthere is only one use for banana flavored candy, and that use is to throw at smaller siblings and the elderly.

When you make candy which is banana flavored and made of marshmallows, you have failed in proportions so epic that no funny looking cat could ever be used to caption your disgrace. When you hand Matt Cassel SIXTY-THREE MILLION after one year of success, you are just asking for a Captain Picard Facepalm. Speaking of utter stupidity, really Larry Johnson, you think you're in any position to criticize anyone right now You're averaging 2.7 yards per game Larry, I'm happy for your father. Thank you for pointing out that he played for Herman Boone and now coaches for Penn State.

However, at the moment, Herman Boone would break off his foot in your "John Brown hindquarters" and you would be riding the pine behind Evan Royster. Take the advice of another well-known internet meme and have a tall glass of "STFU.". "MMM! These are really good...whoa, where'd it go"Wow! The Lions look really good...whoa, where'd they goWhat more could be said The Lions finally get a win this season. They take teams like Minnesota and Pittsburgh to the wirewith massive injury problems. Yet, they vanish at inopportune times and then go into Lambeau and get blown out. No team is better at giving you greatness for a moment and then leaving you with the sports equivalent of sucker-stick remnants flaking off in your mouth.